PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME
-- OR BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS TRYING NOT TO!
While Michigan GOP voters and sneaky rascal Democrats are still taking part in the "Eenie, Meany, Miney, Mo" poll to pick who gets to claim our State's delegates toward the Republican nomination and the once in a lifetime opportunity to be landslided by Barrack Obama this November, I thought I would point out an uncanny resemblance between a pair of famous members of the Church of the SubGenius. It is quite obvious from the smile, the hair, the effervescent whiteness and the breakthinking ability to hypnotyze all who gaze into his eyes, that the former US Senator from Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum is trying to jack the style of Minister J. R. Bob Dobbs.
Thankfully Santorum ditched the pipe. We don't want the kids to see the exalted one glorifying the use of tobacco.
This race tonite is too close to call. Will the Mitt come back after a string of gaffes to win the Mitten State? Will Santorum get enough Democrats to convert to the GOP for a day and hand him the victory? Might Ron Paul sneak past the two fueding frontrunners and steal the State?
It's going to be a real nail biter! Like they say in Vegas when the odds are even. Pick em!
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